Med Student: do you think its going to be busy during this after hour shift?
psych reg: its a full moon today isn't it... i bet dollars it will be

Dr N to Dr L "Man this patient has everything"
Dr L to the medical student " This patient is what we call a medical textbook"

"If you see a girl looking at you with glistening eyes, don't think you are handsome, think she has thyrotoxicosis. You're going to be a doctor now" Dr Raj Kumar